"I was looking through the classifieds.."

Although my job leaves me unfulfilled & it’s not what I want to be doing with my life, where else would I be able to spend half of my ten hour shift sending messages to lovely ladies on the internet? I’ve sent out 20 messages to 20 girls. 2 in particular I really like- Becky P in Loughborough & Smiler2U in Birmingham. Ironically the other 18 are not so far away. So lets hope the replies come flooding in.