"Don't laugh at me"
Forgibe spelling & grammer for I am quite drunk.
I've been to a wedding reception tonight.
At one point this quite attractive long blonde haired woman starts dancing with me.
Sweet.
She's giving me the moves & we actually kiss, albeit briefly.
Then 2 women I know come & drag me away sharpish.
Turns out that boyfriend has been watchiong the whole time.
Fiar enough, but any ideas why a woman would do that?
I quite simply don;t deserve or need that kinda shit.
I've been to a wedding reception tonight.
At one point this quite attractive long blonde haired woman starts dancing with me.
Sweet.
She's giving me the moves & we actually kiss, albeit briefly.
Then 2 women I know come & drag me away sharpish.
Turns out that boyfriend has been watchiong the whole time.
Fiar enough, but any ideas why a woman would do that?
I quite simply don;t deserve or need that kinda shit.
And that's what Flash thinks today @ 00:18
9 Comments:
At 1:14 am,
sunshine said…
She was drunk, unhappy, found you attractive.
She must have caught wind you were Flash, the original Super Hero of blogland and future writer of the greatest novel ever and just wanted a piece of that pie.
oooooooo
At 1:14 am,
Anonymous said…
I'm dying to hear your comments the morn' after.
At 2:31 am,
Erika said…
Sunshine's nailed it - that's EXACTLY why she did that: she was drunk, unhappy and found you attractive.
At 9:41 am,
LB said…
what dance were you doing? it wasn't "5,6,7,8" was it, by any chance?
At the risk of reverting to the previous debate... Women? Tsk.
You should write a book mate. You could call it "Men Are From Earth, Women Are From Earth"....
At 10:11 am,
Brock said…
Dude, it happens all the time. Mate of mine caught the eye of a fit young thing the other night in the pub, and she essentially sent her husband home so that could pull him. They ended up getting 'down and dirty' outside in the pub garden. They have since embarked on a fairly rampant affair. I think she was just bored and he rocks her world. It happens.
Other reasons:
1: Blond chick is in open relationship, or boyfriend likes seeing blokes chat her up/get off with her.
2: He had done the same at some point in the past, and she was getting revenge.
3: She was too drunk/bored of bloke to care that he was there, and was after your love rod regardless.
4: She was a slut piece.
5: She thought he couldn't see, maybe she thought he was outside and didn't realise he was back in the room.
6: You pissed her off in a previous life, and she was going to get you battered.
You should have tried to get her phone number anyway at a more suitable point, I reckon. That's what I would have done.
But I am a slut...
At 5:54 pm,
HistoryGeek said…
Hmmm...looking to make the boyfriend pissed off is what pops to my mind. As to why she chose you, sunshine has it right.
At 11:27 pm,
Charby said…
Booo.
She was a slag and you can do better anyways
At 11:55 pm,
Hyde said…
A kiss is a kiss and she was attractive, right? It can't be all bad!
:)
At 9:11 am,
Teresa Bowman said…
"You should write a book mate. You could call it "Men Are From Earth, Women Are From Earth"...."
Oi!
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