"All the children dancing at our feet"

I went round to Funny Dance's for tea tonight. He & They Used To Be Even Bigger had been for their scan today.
It's twins!
Oh my god!
The man is a thoroughbred baby factory, or as his eldest son deemed him; the sperminator.
I should remind you that Funny Dance already has 4 children, including 2 twins.
In just a few months time there will be 6 kids in that house.
The thought scares the bejesus out of me!
One's just dandy for me, thanks.