"Never done nothin' like that before"

First things first.
As I'd like to avoid a trans-Atlantic slap round the chops let me expand upon yesterday's post.
It was mid afternoon, The Boy had just gone home & I'd sunken into one of those horrible can't be arsed to do anything moods. So I was lying on the sofa watching crap telly when the phone rang. It was of course Namesake & he very kindly took me out for a few beers. Nothing more than 2 or 3 pints & a catch up but it lifted my spirits no end. Then when I got in I figured I'd finish of my rather lovely bottle of red. Nice.

I'm duty bound not to reveal any detail but I had an unexpected & incredible experience on Saturday night. It was something quite wonderful.

Let me tell you something else that is wonderful: Reason, my recording studio computer program thingy. Today I have completed another song for the "album". "Leave the poor girl alone" is in the bag. And it's bloody ace!!
Every time I use Reason I figure out how to do something else, so I'm saving my best songs till last.
Why oh why oh why was there not something like this when I was 18?
By now I could've been lying on a deserted beach with Kylie at my side, drinking Champagne to celebrate the multi-platinum status of my landmark 5th album "Cheese, Disease & Trees", reading scripts for Hollywood blockbusters & choosing the Setlist for my forthcoming live extravaganza at the re-opening of Wembley stadium.
Instead I'm worrying about how to get some fags tomorrow with no money.
Bugger.