"Can someone please explain the reason for this strange behaviour?"

I have been odd today.
I can neither rationalise it or justify it.
I didn't get up for work this morning due to an alarm setting error (don't you just hate it when that happens), after phoning in "sick" I went back to sleep & didn't wake till 1pm. Then I realise I have a whole day of nothing in front of me as I'm not seeing The Boy today.
So I decide to have a "Lord of the rings" day. I can honestly say that the 1st time I watched them all I was left a little underwhelmed. The Matrix films also did this to me but I found them all much better on second viewing. So I watched the first two films (still a tad disappointed) & then decided I didn't have time to watch "Return of the king" & I'd watch it tomorrow.
That was 6 hours ago.
Since then I have aimlessly sat here in front of this screen. I checked out some blogs (sad to say that 90% were uninspiring), spent far too long looking at free porn (t'internet still sometimes whispers to me seductively "why don't you just have a quick look at hot naked ladies perform various acts of depravity, no one will know" - It's a much less noble take on the one ring's power over Frodo!). Then around midnight I stupidly phoned work & told them I was still ill & that I wont be in tomorrow. I will regret this so much a week on Friday when my wages are 2 days short. Then I have been blog-browsing again. This time with a little more success.
Now it's 3 am & I'm finally starting to feel tired.
So I appeal to you all; if anyone finds my missing plot could you let me know. I can't afford anymore of this oddness.