"All the love you bring won't mean a thing unless you sing, sing, sing, sing"
Bloody typical!
This morning at work I sneezed.
I actually sneezed 3 times in succession & on the third one I coughed simultaneously, as I did it I felt something in my throat go. I don't know if this makes sense but it feels like my tonsils stretched a little bit & I can now feel them when I swallow. It's not particularly bad just a little sore.
This however was not gonna stop me from completing my mission to have "White celebration" finished & uploaded tonight.
Except it has.
I cant bloody sing!
Bollocks.
The music is all complete though & I'm dead chuffed with it.
The Champions league final was a cracker, wasn't it? I think Gabby Logan summed it up best when she said "superlatives were invented to describe nights like this".
We had a scouser in the lab today carrying out some calibrations, but he was an Evertonian. He was with us about 2 hours & during that time he must have got 5 or 6 texts from his red mates, goading him. That's what footy is all about, a good bit of banter!
Now, Delusions of Grandeur is a reasonably bright lad (to hear him tell it he'd make Einstein look like a div), yet this morning he came out with a corker; the average height of German men is 6 foot 2 inches! Yeah, right! With that magical tool that is the internet he was soon disproved, 5' 8" apparently. Proving him wrong was joy enough but then I discovered that the average height of the whole planet's men is just under 5' 7 and a half "! Hurrah! From this day forth I shall no longer consider myself short, oh no, I am of above average height. Just. Whoo, & indeed, hoo!
Now I don't know about anyone else but as I plod through the business of the day I am forever composing posts or having ideas for posts, in my head of course.
Frustratingly many of these disappear or prove to be inappropriate at the time of posting, sometimes I simply can't be bothered if I know they're gonna take a lot of time.
Some of these over the last couple of days include:
The Blackpool post
The Never Be Old post
The three degrees of masturbation post
& the I miss breasts post.
Maybe I'll get round to some or all off them someday, maybe I won't!
This morning at work I sneezed.
I actually sneezed 3 times in succession & on the third one I coughed simultaneously, as I did it I felt something in my throat go. I don't know if this makes sense but it feels like my tonsils stretched a little bit & I can now feel them when I swallow. It's not particularly bad just a little sore.
This however was not gonna stop me from completing my mission to have "White celebration" finished & uploaded tonight.
Except it has.
I cant bloody sing!
Bollocks.
The music is all complete though & I'm dead chuffed with it.
The Champions league final was a cracker, wasn't it? I think Gabby Logan summed it up best when she said "superlatives were invented to describe nights like this".
We had a scouser in the lab today carrying out some calibrations, but he was an Evertonian. He was with us about 2 hours & during that time he must have got 5 or 6 texts from his red mates, goading him. That's what footy is all about, a good bit of banter!
Now, Delusions of Grandeur is a reasonably bright lad (to hear him tell it he'd make Einstein look like a div), yet this morning he came out with a corker; the average height of German men is 6 foot 2 inches! Yeah, right! With that magical tool that is the internet he was soon disproved, 5' 8" apparently. Proving him wrong was joy enough but then I discovered that the average height of the whole planet's men is just under 5' 7 and a half "! Hurrah! From this day forth I shall no longer consider myself short, oh no, I am of above average height. Just. Whoo, & indeed, hoo!
Now I don't know about anyone else but as I plod through the business of the day I am forever composing posts or having ideas for posts, in my head of course.
Frustratingly many of these disappear or prove to be inappropriate at the time of posting, sometimes I simply can't be bothered if I know they're gonna take a lot of time.
Some of these over the last couple of days include:
The Blackpool post
The Never Be Old post
The three degrees of masturbation post
& the I miss breasts post.
Maybe I'll get round to some or all off them someday, maybe I won't!
And that's what Flash thinks today @ 21:00
9 Comments:
At 9:51 pm,
LavaLady said…
Oh PLEASE, I must know what the three degrees of Masturbation are!
At 10:27 pm,
Mike Davis said…
Woo Hoo is right!
I'm no longer 'under tall' either!
At 10:41 pm,
Charby said…
LavaLady.
Trust me, I think I have a pretty good idea what the 3 degrees are and you don't wanna know.
I want to hear the "Never be old" post. Let me know what I have to look forward too!
At 11:11 pm,
swisslet said…
I'm 6'5" - shall I get my coat?
At 11:12 pm,
swisslet said…
and fuck... Travis went bland, didn't they?
At 12:17 am,
HistoryGeek said…
Actually, I'm with LavaLady...
At 3:14 am,
Hyde said…
I absolutely HATE vocal problems! You have my sympathy. Sounds like the new song is cool though...
lol!
At 8:36 am,
LB said…
i'm keeping the average up as well (height, that is).
i am also intrigued by the notion of "three degrees of masturbation". Does that involve dragging yourself around the living room to the tune of "When Will I See You Again?"?
At 12:05 am,
Erika said…
5'7" is certainly not short in Britain - it is most definitely average!
Being 5'9" in my sock feet (and having a penchant for bloody high heels), I towered over the men on your island when I lived there. I also outweighed most of them, sadly, as you really are a petite people.
But who cares?! As the crass old saying goes, we're all the same height when we're lying down!
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