"Days of speed & slow time Mondays"

It's Monday morning & I feel a bit fuzzy.
Happily though I had the foresight to book today off work.
The reason for the fog? Beer & spliff.
Shocked?

Last night saw the first visit of a bloggyfriend to Crapsville. Lordy B is, quite literally, in the house! (well, flat). He's actually still asleep as I type this. I'm not gonna wake him because if he's anything like me the opportunity to sleep until naturally waking will be precious.
We went down the pub last night. We took part in a very odd pub quiz. The sort of pub quiz that didn't actually require any great knowledge or intelligence to win.
We didn't win.
Even though we were obviously the most knowledgeable & intelligent people in the whole pub.
It was in a "Family fortunes" stylee & here's one of the questions: Something that's slimmer these days? Uh????
We finished with 31 points out of a possible 60. The victor's only had 35.

Then at kicking out time, we made our way back to my flat via Crapsville kebab & burger house. The undoubted pinnacle of post pub nourishment in my rubbish little town.
We munched our goodies at the flat & washed it down with a little red wine. We shared a spliff & we both posted something over at Cheer Up Alan Shearer - The world's foremost football blog.
(Have you had a look yet?).
I was most impressed by the Bargainmeister's speed typing, especially after several pints, a couple of glasses of wine & a spliff.
Shortly afterwards I started to hear the call of bed. And in true lightweight style succumbed.
Twas a fine night though. We had lots of laughs & spoke of many things.
It's also been really nice to have someone come here.

So big respect to my mate Lordy B (who is still asleep, lazy git!)