"I don't feel so well"

Do you know what the single worst thing about living alone is?

There's nobody around when you are ill.

I started feeling a bit iffy at work last night, by the time I got home I felt shit.
I've spent the whole 14 hours since then going between the toilet & my bed.
And the occasionally short lived venture into the living room.
This is only the 2nd time in 10 years that I've missed a late shift at work, luckily Delusions Of Grandeur wants the money so he's doing a double shift so that I can recuperate.

Interview with Funny Dance postponed till I feel better (even though it will only take about 3 minutes to carry out, just shows eh? I thought that was a bonza idea!)

Feel free to leave messages of sympathy, I need some sympathy (sob).