"A friend with breasts & all the rest"
Conversation between Buddy With Boobs & I whilst having a fag at work:
ME: D'you know? I really fancy a bacon sandwich
HER: I thought you were going to say sex
ME: Well I could go for some of that too
HER: Instead of bacon sandwich?
ME: Figure I could have both
HER: At the same time?
ME: Why not?
HER: How would that work?
ME: Well... (demonstrates standing behind lady who is bent over, one hand gripping her & the other administering bacon sandwich to mouth)
HER: Aaah....You could be watching football at the same time
ME: (nodding vigorously) Were you a man in a previous life?
ME: D'you know? I really fancy a bacon sandwich
HER: I thought you were going to say sex
ME: Well I could go for some of that too
HER: Instead of bacon sandwich?
ME: Figure I could have both
HER: At the same time?
ME: Why not?
HER: How would that work?
ME: Well... (demonstrates standing behind lady who is bent over, one hand gripping her & the other administering bacon sandwich to mouth)
HER: Aaah....You could be watching football at the same time
ME: (nodding vigorously) Were you a man in a previous life?
And that's what Flash thinks today @ 06:21
4 Comments:
At 1:01 pm,
shorty said…
I only discovered you once you left a comment on my blog. I haven't had time to read your archives because I'm at work when I blog. Once I get my computer for home I will try to read up on you. But your blog is alot longer than mine. Good thing I'm a speed reader. Look forward to getting to know you.
Stickybuns is what I am leaning towards ; )
At 2:01 pm,
shorty said…
I only discovered your blog once you left a comment on mine. I have not read your archives because I blog from work right now. Once I get my new PC at home I will try to catch up on you. I look forward to getting to know you better.
I am leaning towards stickybuns ; )
At 9:57 pm,
shorty said…
This is my 3rd attempt today to comment. I only began to read your blog when you commented on mine. I can't read your archives because I blog at work. Hopefully I will get a chance to read about you and learn more. Looking forward to getting to know you.
I'm leaning towards stickybuns too. : )
At 11:23 pm,
Charby said…
I too only found you cos you had left a comment on mine. You're a lot funnier than my random gibberings and moaning!
I can see (if I was a bloke) where you're coming from, you'd just need to swop the bacon for a peanut butter sandwich!
Sure would brighten up the average Charlton game!
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